Sunday, April 11, 2010

"The Human Centipede" Believe It!

I heard about this movie, and figured it had to be a joke.

Then, I saw the trailer, and I thought maybe it was a parody.

Then, I did a little digging and found out that it's a real, genuine, honest-to-goodness movie, being released this year.

I have to see this movie. Oh. Emm. Gee.

For those unable to click (for whatever reason), let me outline the plot: two moderately attractive ladies on the loose, looking for a good time in a foreign country, get a flat tire and run through the rain (eh, lads) looking for help.

They stumble upon the only house for miles, which happens to be inhabited by an older gentleman who is... cue trailer:

A DEMENTED SURGEON!

(who) WILL WIELD ANY INSTRUMENT!

TO PERFORM THE UNSPEAKABLE!

What's "the unspeakable" of which the trailer yells in all-caps? How about sew the two women (and previously captured bloke) together, bahookie-to-mouth, in order to create... A HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!! FOR SOME REASON!

The theory being that the front man gets fed, and his poo feeds the second in command, whose poo feeds the third, which keeps the unit alive. And then, the human centipede has to crawl around and... um.... well, who knows? I think the writer had a moderately interesting high-concept idea that would make for "DUDEWTF?"-style discussions online (see: this blog post), wrap it in a thousand horror movie cliches, throw in some nudity and... profit! It's "Snakes On A Plane", but with blood, tits, and poo for dinner.

....what's not to like?

Posted via web from The Paul And Spike Show

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