Many of you have come to me over tha years and said, "Uncle Spike," which I must admit I find rather creepy, "what, in your opinion, are the two greatest songs written about cats flushing toilets, and the art of the morning pee?" Well, wonder no more!
First would have to be Parry Gripp's infection "Cat Flushing A Toilet"
and the legitimate genius of Jim (Jeroo) Hance's "Morning Pee: The Musical"
So now you know! ...and please. Stop calling me "Uncle Spike".