Sunday, August 10, 2008

Dear The Department Of Homeland Security

I know you routinely use your vast powers and super networks to monitor what we residents read, where we are, what we're doing.... After all, it's for our own safety, right?

Well, when you check out my most recent receipt from Wal-Mart, bear in mind that I'm not a terrorist and I don't work for any rogue nations. I was hungry and it looked yummy.


Yours,

Spike Nesmith

4 comments:

Chris James said...

mmmmmmm...radioactivalicious.

All Click said...

That sounds exactly like what a terrorist working for a rogue nation would say.

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